Ever since the whole incident with Joe Wilson this song by Phish has been running thru my head.
It's part of the Gamehenge Saga by Phish. From Wikipedia:
The Gamehendge saga, as told on The Man Who Stepped Into Yesterday album, tells the story of Colonel Forbin, a retired colonel from Long Island, New York, who enters the land of Gamehendge and rescues a document called the Helping Friendly Book from an evil dictator named Wilson.
Gamehendge
The song is called "Punch You In the Eye"
For the real words look here:
http://www.sing365.com/...
With apologies to the band how I've been singing part of it since the event below the fold:
How was I to know that day
That the winds had swept me Wilson's way?
'Cause soon towards me from the far right
Came Wilson and his men who were ready to fight
Well it seems he didn't like the color of my face
And I quickly learned that Dixie was an evil place
He yelled out Liar from the GOP side
When I said they were trying to mischaracterize.
Then I got the upper hand on their attack
And told me not to worry 'cause they'd soon be back
But Act Blue jumped up and did something cool
Raise so much money for his opponent that his coffers were full.
Singing "Oh Wilson, right now you think your neat
Oh Wilson, soon you'll lose your seat!"